Thursday, February 17, 2011

Jan 1 - Feb 17, 2011

Excerpts from lunch:


During a conversation about the gestation period of various mammals, we were given this gem...

"With a 2 year pregnancy, elephants must really be diligent about using condoms."


"In the anti-Semitic parts of the world, they don't call it Israeli cuisine. Restaurants serving Jewish food are labeled Food of Occupied Palestine."


"I want to walk down the street and have people kneel and kiss my hands."


After a friend offers him a deal on a car ($8K special friend asking price for a car listed at $12K Blue Book)...

"How about $6500? I want to impress the ladies with my business and negotiation skills."

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