Thursday, February 17, 2011

Jan 1 - Feb 17, 2011

Excerpts from lunch:

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During a conversation about the gestation period of various mammals, we were given this gem...

"With a 2 year pregnancy, elephants must really be diligent about using condoms."

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"In the anti-Semitic parts of the world, they don't call it Israeli cuisine. Restaurants serving Jewish food are labeled Food of Occupied Palestine."

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"I want to walk down the street and have people kneel and kiss my hands."

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After a friend offers him a deal on a car ($8K special friend asking price for a car listed at $12K Blue Book)...

"How about $6500? I want to impress the ladies with my business and negotiation skills."