In response to, "You seem like you're thinking happy thoughts. You've got a big smile on you. What are you so happy about?"
He says, matter-of-factly, "I just realized I have crap in my water."
"This is the price I pay for not applying the correct filters to the things that come out of my mouth."
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Thursday, September 30, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
September 23, 2010
When bitching about our daily lives...
"It must be nice to always have some [other group] to blame. They are Israel, and you guys are the Arab Nation."
"It must be nice to always have some [other group] to blame. They are Israel, and you guys are the Arab Nation."
September 16, 2010
Upon discussing the prospect of a colleague becoming a male stripper, our hero says,
"Rarely do I get this excited before 5pm."
"Rarely do I get this excited before 5pm."
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