Wednesday, July 28, 2010

July 28, 2010

"One day we'll have enough power in congress to eliminate anti-Semites like you."
"Yea, I like women who are over 200lbs and muscular."

Street Parking Wisdom - If you drive a small car, and you park too closely behind a larger car (e.g. SUV) on the street, then you are clearly an idiot. Thus, you should be held responsible for all damages caused by the car that backs into you.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

July 27, 2010

"I want to impress the women with my raging intellect."
"I would be more productive if this office wasn't such a cock fest."

Late Afternoon
"I'm used to working on more existential problems. I have no time to waste on trying to make a few bucks on the side."