Thursday, September 30, 2010

September 30, 2010

In response to, "You seem like you're thinking happy thoughts. You've got a big smile on you. What are you so happy about?"

He says, matter-of-factly, "I just realized I have crap in my water."

Thursday, September 23, 2010

September 23, 2010

When bitching about our daily lives...

"It must be nice to always have some [other group] to blame. They are Israel, and you guys are the Arab Nation."

September 16, 2010

Upon discussing the prospect of a colleague becoming a male stripper, our hero says,

"Rarely do I get this excited before 5pm."