"One day we'll have enough power in congress to eliminate anti-Semites like you."
"Yea, I like women who are over 200lbs and muscular."
Street Parking Wisdom - If you drive a small car, and you park too closely behind a larger car (e.g. SUV) on the street, then you are clearly an idiot. Thus, you should be held responsible for all damages caused by the car that backs into you.