March 18, 2011

On the topic of women...

Friend: You need a wider selection.
PureMuscle: There's maybe 200 people nearby. But, you do need to consider that maybe 80% are male, and 15% are married women. That leaves 5%, and most of them are ugly.

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PureMuscle: I actually saw a cute girl earlier today.
Friend: Is she a part of the set {married}?
PureMuscle: Don't think so, she's young.
Friend: Young and married are not mutually exclusive... is she part of the set {taken}?
PureMuscle: No clue... but, she probably is in the set {wants my nuts}.

March 2, 2011

Pure Muscle, after hearing he had 8% body fat, says, "I might be throwing a party soon for all my fat friends in order to cheer them up a bit."

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Everyone wants to see black guys dressed up as ladies!